A Fitting Baptism for our Wayward Souls

Session Date: September 26, 2025

Immediately on the other side of the lava river, we found ourselves in a phoenix nest. Oops.

The phoenixes attacked us. We knocked them off systematically, but as we did, pillars of smoke and ash rose from their corpses, coalescing at one point near the center of the ceiling.

When all the phoenixes died, their ashes unified and returned as a huge boss phoenix. He thought he was going to be hot shit, but Raktosh tripped him up and Remi slowed him down. And then he sadly surrendered to his fate.

We continued on to a gargantuan bridge with a big orb suspended in chains between its pillars. A dude birthed from the chrysalis orb, barring the way.

We had barely walked up, when Zakm snipped the newborn's umbilical cord. Which was unfavorable to the whole environment.

The orb split into an eyeball and it's angry baby. Remi once again trivialized the fight by splashing some saltwater in the eyeball and shove gloving the baby into the void. No one puts baby in a corner, but one tiny goblin absolutely yeets baby into the abyss.

Zakm nearly heeded the call of the void. So say we all.

We pulled Zakm back from the brink. Rak pops the eye all, baptizing us in eye jelly.

Thus ended Remi's challenge.

Upon arriving back in Trogdor's dungeon, Remi gave Xandria Kuma's body. But, tragically, there was nothing Xandira could do to bring Kuma back. We held a ceremony to put her body to rest and say goodbye.