Session Journal

Session Journal

Here you'll find a chronological archive of the campaign’s sessions — a running log of triumphs, disasters, and goblin-inspired chaos.

Each entry captures the choices the party made, the consequences that followed, and any new threads that emerged. Whether you missed a session, want to reference a key moment, or just relive the ridiculous, this is your go-to history.

Some notes may be brief. Others may be… unhinged. Either way, the truth is in here. Probably.

Session Journals

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ONE FANT4STIC NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM2026-10-20A STEEP DESCENT FROM HOTH TO THE MADMANS LAIR2026-08-07INDEED, WITHOUTH AN OATH, I'LL MAKE AN END ON 'T2026-07-18BREAKING NEWS: CONVENIENT COINCIDENCE AND THE HEEDLESS ATTENTION DEFICIT IDIOTS TEAM UP AGAIN, SHOCKING NO ONE2026-05-16YOUR LAPIS LAZULI CAN'T MAKE US FEEL CHAGRINED, CHAKRA MASTER2026-05-02Elementary, My Dear Zakm2026-04-04FLYING TIGER STANDING DRAGON2025-11-07More Skilless Meanderings of the So-Called Heroes2025-10-24A Fitting Baptism for our Wayward Souls2025-09-26Hot and Deadly, Just the Way We Like 'Em2025-09-06Stand On the Shoulders of These Giants, You Gravity-Loving Bitch2025-08-16Predictably Stumbling Our Way to Sucess2025-06-28May the Power of Aurelia Compell You to Suck It2025-05-03Save That Mal De Ojo for the Devil You Ugly Heap of Matchsticks2025-04-12Love at First Knock2025-03-28An Asshat Fit for a Dragon Snack2025-03-07We’re Here to Grind Rails and Kill Dickheads, and We’re All Out of Dickheads2025-02-15The Penetration of Ass-crack Fortress2025-01-10Asscrackus And The Cock Rings Of Doom2024-12-13The Saga of the Shady Archmage and His Angry Plant Army2024-11-15Get Fucked You Big Sushi Bitch2024-10-26Boring Things Are Important Too2024-09-02It's Called A Mesa2024-08-24Krakens Probably Suck At Climbing Ropes Too2024-06-29We're fuckin' void pirates, bitches!2024-06-14Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey Shit and Why We Don't Solo Dragons Zakm You Idiot2024-05-18Welcome to the Jungle, We've Got Fun and Games2024-04-27You Get a Condition, and You Get a Condition! Everyone Gets a Condition!!!2024-02-24Careening Downhill On Our Stupidity Toboggan2024-02-10Off to Margaritaville2024-01-20The Haunting of Poo Pool Manor2024-01-05Ungrateful Dave and the Hot Tub of Awesomeness2023-11-10Anomaly 2 Not In Kansas Anymore2023-10-16Thinking is Harder than Murdering, Apparently2023-10-14A Cookout In The Void2023-08-18Welp, We Found the Kraken2023-07-22It All Seemed Too Easy Until the Dragon Showed Up2023-06-23Some Real Dumb Shit2023-04-21Tentacle Problems for the Ungovernable Miscreants2023-02-04Nine Lives Interlude: The One Where We Destroyed Some Lives, A Bar, and Possibly The Space Time Continuum2022-02-05The Trouble With Boredom2022-02-04A Special Thanks To The Hospitality Of James Andor Steve2021-07-23Two Dwarves, an Elf and a Hobgoblin Walk Into a Camp...2021-06-26Kiss Kiss Boom Boom2021-05-15Things With Tentacles2021-05-08Catastrophic Consequences2021-04-17Avengers Fucking Assembled2021-04-10A Dragon Snack Fit For A God And More Oozy Blood Stuff2021-03-20Remi Make Dragon Go Boom2021-03-06The Passage of Time...2020-10-01Who's Cutting Onions2020-09-05Making Things Go Splat: A Treatise On Gravity2020-08-15Questing for that Asshole Tree Guy2020-07-25That Time We Thought We Could Win a Fight Against a Deity2020-07-11Sure, Let's Piss Off the Murder Statues2020-06-20An Ocean Of Sand And Some Horsesized Scorpions2020-06-12We All Super Broke Now, But We Got Cool Shit!2020-05-22So Maybe We Should Have Just Fought The Dragon2020-05-16Well That Was Fucking Gross2020-05-02Adventures In Spur Harbor2020-03-28The Little Shrub that Could2020-02-28Wub'ed And Wubbing It2020-02-15Our Buddy Glub'wub and the Walking Dead2020-02-01Are They Really Bad Decisions If All Ends Well?2020-01-25A Fat Man And The Temple Of Doom2020-01-18