A STEEP DESCENT FROM HOTH TO THE MADMANS LAIR

Session Date: August 7, 2026

We rolled up into the Arctic and immediately were like, nah, fuck this garbage. Finally, after wandering the frozen wasteland, Remi rainmanned on some lore and found the source of the Lightwell energy.

Unhappily, the source was in a little bitchass cave down the side of a frozen cliff, dramatically close to the super splashy, Ocean of Freezing-to-Death.

Zakm spider-crawled down the cliff. Rak repelled like a normal person. Remi had a perilous flight down. And Xandria alighted in the cave like a fluffy perfect angel.

Immediately, a giant squiddy boi bubbled up to start a fight. Raktosh was like, "hol my beer" and grabbed on to that fishstick. We waylayed that sad little sardine until he choked on his own bubbles.

After besting California Roll, we ventured further into the cave. Eventually we came across a grotto that was super abandoned except for one spooky set of footprints leading back into it.

We followed the tism-tracks to a ruined door which Remi immediately fondled with his stupid little goblin hands in an effort to vibe with it. Fucked his shit all the way up though.

As the door tried to steal everyone except Xandria's soul, several objects in the room (the coffee cup, mocha pot, rice maker, globe, library lamp and fountain pen) woke up and turned on their soul-fucking super force.

We started a counter attack and went all rage room on some inanimate objects, smashing them to smitherines.

With the trap out of the way, the door creaked open and we entered the study of a deranged madman.