An Asshat Fit for a Dragon Snack

Session Date: March 7, 2025

The elevator opened to a room of two platforms floating in a stormy moat. Askcrackers continued to be a wet fucking noodle hiding behind his force field. He threw several of his little spell pets at us, but in the end, Rak told Remi to take down the force field, so Remi tasted the magic rainbow and took down the fucking force field.

We closed in on Asscrammer. He tried to run, but we just tightened the noose.

Remi did some boot licking. Rak leapt into the fray, stopping Asscrasstination with the air tagger dagger. Zakm grabbed Xan by the leg and hauled her across the platforms. She rose and used the divine power of Aurelia to compel Assclapper to die.

We used the air tag to trace him to his clone, but before we could kill that Asscrackus, Mellifarian nommed him. Ass-snackus was officially no more.

Notable quotes: "Well, he didn't expect to be in melee with the guy who threatened to corn cob his dick."