Elementary, My Dear Zakm

Session Date: April 4, 2026

Al transported us to a place where we thought Bondi has recently been. Surrounding the tower before us were failing wards sending arcs of electricity zapping across the parameter. We made a very unbolstered attempt to cross the barrier, most of us getting zapped and alerting the baddies. We faced down with Slinky Dog, the Shining Twins, and one Big Ole Dude™. And yet, the most horrifying thing on the battlefield was Zakm. The big fella held on the longest, and was looking pretty rough at the end, but finally ate it.

We entered the tower and found an abandoned research lab. We checked around to see if we could figure anything out about what they had been doing there. The only clue we got was a note saying that "stabilization was required for greater power output" on a scrap of paper inside a locked drawer that Zakm hulk-ripped open. We, Rak, Zak and Xan, not being masters of espionage, set ourselves on fire in the process of destroying valuable evidence. In the meantime, Remi read the room vibes and communed with a crystal.