Get Fucked You Big Sushi Bitch

Session Date: October 26, 2024

The day of our attack arrived. We took on the guardians of the bunker. We slayed them and planted the bomb inside the bunker. Big bad tentacle boi started coming through the portal. We raced toward the mana canon, blasting through the plebs who tried to block our path. Upon reaching the mana canon, we triggered the bomb blasted the ever-loving fuck out of the bunker.

The portal collapsed, stopping the rain instantly and making tentacle daddy really mad.

We fired the cannon. It nailed him. He plummeted out of the sky. Zakm grabbed Xandria and bolted, creating the first ever, all-american, shoulder-mounted holy nuclear reactor in history. The kraken baddy slammed into the ground. Rak got real intimate with Hali, as we set upon him, slinging our most vicious attacks and screaming our battle cry: BUILD THOSE WALLS!!

Despite Zakm's incredible bad luck, we defeated Halifax, freeing the realm from his reign of terror.