Hot and Deadly, Just the Way We Like 'Em

Session Date: September 6, 2025

We began Remi's dual challenge. We found ourselves in the world of ash and death. Before us was an enormous skull, maw gaping and eyes afire. A demon (aka McCatfucker), a stained glass bro, and some hell-porcupines confronted us.

So, Kuma died. The angry cunt of a demon swatted her out of the air like a fly. Rak cracked up the glass man. Remi took revenge on the others for Kuma's death and electrified them all, blinding the giant skull wall as well.

We cleaned up and entered the maw.

On the other side was a fancy river of magma sand, replete with elemental death phoenixes and knife-glass stalactites. We Remi'd the fuck out of the ordeal by turning invisible with a bunch of old scrolls from the bottom of Remi's pack, made Remi and Rak parasails and Xan pocket-size, tied all of us to Zakm, and slapped him on the ass, sending him sprinting like a desert lizard across the burning river.

Fin.

(In memory of Kuma, 2019-2025)