IT'S CALLED A MESA

Session Date: August 24, 2024

We came to a big city on a flat fucking mountain eyeroll, surrounded by a moat. Above it, kraken traveled to and from a rift in the sky.

We were just beginning to make a plan when Xandria decided she was going to steal a boat and all hell broke loose. Before anyone could say "this seems like a bad idea", we had a little Build-A-Bear thrall in our care and were being hunted down by a bunch more thralls along with an infested kraken dude.

We avoided getting infested by the little face sucker bros, stole a goddamn boat and floated on up to the city walls.

After waiting for the cover of darkness to scale the walls, which we did with an alacrity unpredicted by our previous rope climbing embarrassments, we started fucking with shit around the city. Eventually we headed into the sewers after screwing with the magical cisterns. We pissed off a heptapod down there and got real in the thick of it. Things had begun to look quite grim, when all of a sudden, a gnome popped out of the wall and saved our argumentative asses. He lead us to sewer Gandalf and his army of free thralls who obviously loved our rad hot tub.