Love at First Knock

Session Date: March 28, 2025

We void sailed to a new place. It was wet, but dry. It was vaguely unsettling. We walked down a long hallway to a smug, hoe-ass door. We sent a gingerbread man dude through to check out what was on the other side. He came back soggy so, naturally, we ate him. Behind the door was... a boring room. So, instead Iof going in there, we fucked with the door.

Trogdor fell in love with us immediately.

We finally went into the room and were attacked, obviously. Cranky, shitty doppelgangers of us kept popping out of the walls to hurt us. They sucked, but mostly at being us.

We smashed all their holes!

Trogdor told us it would stay with us forever.

Notable Quotes: "Filled the hole, made her scream, mission accomplished."