Off to Margaritaville

Session Date: January 20, 2024

We walked into a horror show of a golem factory and noped the fuck out. Said adios, and opened a magical hot tub business down at the pub until the multiverse exploded.

The end.

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Uhg. But in reality, we charged into that creepy-ass room, like the goddamn heroes we are.

There were two living corpses and vats having their souls sucked out of them to make golems, which churned out on conveyor belts across the room. Big Bad barely contained his annoyance at our presence.

Remi attacked the Soul Spider hanging from the ceiling gimbal. Rak strived to dismantle the golem generators. Meanwhile, Zakm broke the poor soul-sucked bastards from out there torture vats. Xandria just tried to stay out of the goo.

Meanwhile, Exasperated Evil Dude who was super over our bullshit, heaved a big sigh and sauntered off from behind his force shield into an antechamber.

Once we had handled everything in the first room, we charged after Ultra Aggravated Ugly Motherfucker, who was getting dressed up in an golem mech suit.

Xandria dropped a holy bomb of heals and fuck you and was immediately repaid with a statistical anomaly of cosmic retribution.

We wrecked Mech Suit Dude, only to reveal an eyeball covered abomination. We struggled with that for like... a while. It got pretty bleak, not gonna to lie. But we prevailed in the end and skippity hopped back to our own timeline.