ONE FANT4STIC NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM

Session Date: October 20, 2026

We entered Bondragan's lair, starting to piece together his ravings into a semi-coherent understanding of how this whole clusterfuck came to be.

We discovered that Mr B was some sort of eternal being that started this whole nonsense because he was pining for some dead chick and thought his trauma was more important than the entire rest of time and space.

In the next room, we were delighted to find a treasure grotto of our greatest hits. A veritable "us" museum.

Before we could go to explore, the great buzzkill silver-surfer curator dude glooped out of the floor to stop us. A few of the objects in the room activated to slow us down, starting with the primo Dominion pearl, and the Norcast diamond. Then, like rancid chili you can't seem to quit, that twat Malfurian's head repeated on us for the third time, with Kuma's taxidermade corpse as her sidekick.

While Xan enjoyed some floor time, Remi went down. And like Jesus playing the starring rolling in the Conjuring, miraculously resurrected possessed by Trogdoor.

We managed to take out the curator and it's animated baddies. No rest for the wicked though, because as soon as we knocked them out, the vault at the end of the room sprung open to reveal a really super rad Eldritch horror barring our path.

Trogdoor, still in control for Remi, hobbited off through the door for a Lovecraftian adventure.

With infinite resignation, Zakm, Xandria, Rakosh begrudgingly followed.