Predictably Stumbling Our Way to Sucess

Session Date: June 28, 2025

After we had rested up from Xandria's trial, it was time to choose another challenge. Remi immediately lunged for two orbs at once. Raktosh, anticipating this, snagged the goblin into a chokehold. Seizing his opportunity, Zakm instead jumped forward, grabbing two orbs and plummeting us into his first trial.

We stood up to see three Mega Man dudes pointing their rocket arms at us. Xandria tried to get out of the blast radius, but instantly found the motion of the room was fucky and yeehaw'd herself directly into a wall. We noticed a strange cuboid pyramid in the center of the room that appeared to be controlling the effects of the room.

We dithered around for quite a while before eventually getting our shit together and killing the dudes. It was a bit ouchy.

We teleported to the next room. There were several platforms in the midst of the pit. They platforms moved when we put weight on them, while the pit sucked us down and then dropped us into the air at the top of the room, which Zakm figured out by leaping carelessly into the void. We eventually figured out the platforms, not before dangling one mega-scared kitty cat over the void, and leveled everything out, poofing into the next room.