Stand On the Shoulders of These Giants, You Gravity-Loving Bitch

Session Date: August 16, 2025

We found ourselves in a room with three huge, spending gears. In the center of each gear was a unique pillar, one sparking with electricity, one appearing to blink in and out of existence, the last humming and dark.

Rude little bitch-ass minion things started coming out of the pillars, which were rocking and rolling, speeding up and slowing down and switching the direction of the gears we stood upon.

Rak hit the phase-shifting pillar and got a little hit a phase-shifty energy. He took that shit to the gravity pillar because the gravity doggos were looking supremely unjazzed by this turn of events.

Phasing through the gravity pillar destroyed it. Remi went boom and wiped out the leftover gravity doggos.

Rakm & Zakm yeeted over to the lightning gear. Rak snagged the lightning drugs and tripped back onto the phase-shifty platform. Zakm I'm destroyed the lightning pillar, for which he was immediately and succinctly punished by the lightning doggos.

Rakrosh smashed the last pillar and we fended off the minor horde of angry puppers.

The next room we were greeted by Swole Newton Golem Guy. The room was heavy and wanted us to move. So we did. And meanwhile, entirely fucked Swole Newton's shit up. He died before he even having time to ponder the mistakes that led him to this moment.

Thus ended Zakm's trial.