Ungrateful Dave and the Hot Tub of Awesomeness

Session Date: November 10, 2023

We scoped out how to get into the city. We planned to take the place of a work party, claiming that a bear decimated our numbers while working in the forest and then pass off the bear as a corpse. It went...middling. We made it, but it was closer than was comfortable.

Upon entering the city, we found and secured our safe house. Remi, Rak and Xandria headed out "after curfew" to try to find the thieves guild. Zakm's alcoholism nearly outted of us, but Rak managed to distract the golems. We made it to the thieves guild and were directed over to none other than Fucking Dave! Although this version lamely preferred "Just David".

Despite our wackadoo story and unconventional methods, after dunking Just Dave in a pop-up, magically divine hot tub, he gave all the info we needed and agreed to help us create a diversion for when we intended to ascend to The Maker's space.

On our way back to the safe house, we were ambushed by some icy golem spiders, who also called two of their big golden buddies. We killed them all, but then had bigger problems.